Avery Brewing

I flew to Denver to visit one of 13 Andrews I know; I met one more making it 14.  I drove to Boulder:

I had the people at Avery Brewing taproom bring me four giant glasses then pull all the taps at once making a truly unique blend of flavors; Hand of Buddha, White Rascal and Nellie's Brown.  Out of Bounds, Karma and Chinook etc.  After finishing three of the giant, poor-tasting, mixed beers and after I made quite a scene as I tried to leave without paying I understood that there may be a possibility I was drunk.  Scared i would spend the evening in jail, i began crying mid-run/run-flail in my flip flops and cargo sweats.  It was when i found myself in the bathroom and not the parking lot, where my economy Enterprise rent-a-car was, that I had to admit that I, indeed,  had had too much.  So, I made number one while I cried; my nose was running because i was crying - I spit to see what it would be like to have almost all of my humanly fluids coming out of me at one time, it was alright i guess ( a couple more would have sealed the deal).  I returned to my seat.  I was asked to leave.  I bought 2 t-shirts, then I left.