Friendship

The sunglasses might suggest that the gentleman shown is collected and cool, however he suffers greatly from anxiety when meeting new people.  In a split second a wonderful afternoon turned into years of physical therapy and never-ceasing nightmares.  Despite the pain, I have hope; hope in friendship.  It wasn't just the skin-grafts from Todd that brought us closer together, but rather all of our lives being changed in the same terrifying instant by a pair of claws belonging to an animal we assumed was dead or dying.  The chamber of commerce has been nothing but helpful and understanding; we have finally settled out of court after a year and a half.

Intergalactic Commerce

MSG: "Through hard work and a clear vision of the future of DIY plush toys we here at Build a Bore, Inc. took a garage-based business and transformed it into the next great thing in children's plush toys.  To start your own Build a Bore franchise in your area, dial "1".  For existing franchise account support, dial "2".  To speak with a representative, please stay on the line."

Timothy

Hello, I am Tim.  I go by many names: Tim, Timothy, Timothy Googens, Gumby, Gumble, Dudey...etc.  Before I packed up and moved out here I lived with some other people, now I don't.  Then i found some new people who are alright.  Food, electric and internet are all included in my rent, so that's pretty cool i guess.  I like hanging out and sleeping.  I'm working on a few projects right now:  a bone, calligraphy class at the community college and a podcast about being your own boss.

In my first week working, introduced myself over a pint in The Club Pub. I got into how lucky I had been with this job. I told him about the stress we had making ends meet. It had gotten so bad that in times of extreme stress I get leg paralyzing charley horses. This was a mistake. The shit, I swear has 

A little doodle of a man with absolutely nothing wrong with him.  Oh, look, he has created something.